{"title":"Puppy And The Hand Jobs","description":"\u003cp\u003eAll \u003cstrong\u003ePuppy And The Hand Jobs\u003c\/strong\u003e records available at Música Autónoma: vinyl, new and shipped from Spain. Reissues, limited editions and punk and hardcore new releases; the catalog is updated every day.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"puppy-and-the-hand-jobs-i-dont-care-about-anything-7","title":"Puppy and the Hand Jobs - I Don't Care About Anything - 7\"","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLabel:\u003c\/strong\u003e Slovenly\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat can be more FUN than a Puppy and a Hand Job? Wake up every morning to anthems like \"I Don't Care About Anything\" to soothe your aching \"Baloney Pony\" before going out on a \"Killing Spree\"... YEAH! Jaime Paul Lamb, the man behind most of the great music on our still-favorite We're Loud 2xLP has returned to cram SIX doozies onto one slab for your listening displeasure.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MUNSTERAMA","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55565013778759,"sku":"MUNSTERAMA-51816","price":20.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0805\/0475\/0407\/files\/37c33ce63bd8ebe24764be30141b588f.jpg?v=1792974243"},{"product_id":"puppy-and-the-hand-jobs-i-hate-everything-7","title":"Puppy And The Hand Jobs - I Hate Everything - 7\"","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLabel:\u003c\/strong\u003e Slovenly\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe three obnoxious jack\/offs known as PUPPY AND THE HAND JOBS are back with another crude EP of filth-ridden, barely listenable \u0026amp; tolerable punk called 'I Hate Everything', and with 7 songs this time around, that's only a buck a track in as many inches. WHAT A FUCKIN BARGAIN. Never before in the history of recorded music has it been so cheap and effortless to be insulted and assaulted with a swift kick in the genitals by @songs@ with titles like 'Cocksucker' and 'Rocker Hag'. But even a band of total degenerate creeps like this can still muster a touch of class here and there\u0026gt; enter one-time SUN CITY GIRLS collaborator Eddy Detroit, who penned the shitty little ditty 'Plan 9' - a catchy track that will have you singing along like a dope before Puppy threatens your puny, worthless existence with 'Predator'. WARNING... the actual record cover for this release isn't nearly as polite as the digital artwork. You'll be reaching for the dull pencil it was drawn with and stabbing your eyes out upon first glance.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MUNSTERAMA","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55565014368583,"sku":"MUNSTERAMA-37061","price":19.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0805\/0475\/0407\/files\/285aa46386c8e460688022ee5741d4f2.jpg?v=1792974247"},{"product_id":"puppy-and-the-hand-jobs-i-eat-abortion-ep-7","title":"Puppy And The Hand Jobs - I Eat Abortion EP - 7\"","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLabel:\u003c\/strong\u003e Slovenly\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJaime Paul Lamb, of “We’re Loud\u0026gt; 90s Cassette Punk Unknowns” fame, comes crawling back to the Black Gladiator \u0026amp; Slovenly house of ill repute like a masochist, as disgusting as ever, with his new Phoenix, AZ outfit, PUPPY and the HAND JOBS! Puppy’s kink is performing either naked or in a diaper onstage (and at private rehearsals), while the Hand Jobs \/ both male \/ are decked out to the nines in respectable Ward and June Cleaver garb. The five songs on this EP include the appetizing title track “I Eat Abortions” and the homoerotic “I Think I’m Gay” \/ video coming soon exclusively to Pornhub’s gay channel.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MUNSTERAMA","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55565014401351,"sku":"MUNSTERAMA-33484","price":19.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0805\/0475\/0407\/files\/8ef7e38db8e0f028468b00e96ee93cae.jpg?v=1792974250"}],"url":"https:\/\/0466a6.myshopify.com\/en\/collections\/puppy-and-the-hand-jobs.oembed","provider":"MÚSICA AUTÓNOMA","version":"1.0","type":"link"}